Feel sorry for them having to meet you. Make it a kegger and tech them how to drive drunk. Bottoms up Mr. Conspiracy. Release the bloody Mary’s
HAPPENING NOW: This is one of my favorite jobs as Congressman of Northwest Florida. Tonight at Pace High School, I get to meet a room full of incredibly smart high schoolers and their parents for Military Service Academy Night!pic.twitter.com/m7I1Qkhjup
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Please give them a heads up to clear the parking lot before you drive home. Bad enough our kids getting shot at school, we don’t need them dodging drunk drivers too
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what does a numbskull like you have to talk about with incredibly smart students? did the KGB give you a script?...
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God I hope you were sober!
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