Is that your Fav DUI Bar Daddyboy. Start. Chugging at 3 pm. It will be Way funnier
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I'd rather go watch the grass grow
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You going to get hammered again and drive your car home?
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Make sure you Uber Matt, especially if you plan on having a tipple, ya know...given your track record ;)
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Not only is Matty Boy a drunk with a powerful father to get him out of trouble when he drives drunk, but he also is a hypocrite living a secret gay lifestyle while opposing same-sex marriage. Typical Republican, feels guilty for liking the taste of dick.
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You will be where.....are you drinking again..calling fhp to set up sobriety check points.. Maybe you can get a third or 4th dui.pic.twitter.com/Br8Pk8jTQO
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