Find yourself a vacuum that sucks as much as Matt Gaetz.
Find yourself a woman who holds you as tight as Nancy Pelosi holds her impeachment articles.
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A great choice, if you don’t mind a vacuum that drunkenly crashes into your furniture on the way back from Happy Hour.
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Or as tight as you’re hold the steering wheel as you’re being pulled over by the cops for drunk driving?
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Imagine if a Dem said something like this.
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They get away with it because they are misogynistic assholes.
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Apparently you can't find one? We're Coming Matt The Spoiled Brat! Ready..Aim...
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Everyone keeps bringing this up as a way to discredit
@RepMattGaetz What those people fail to see though, is Rep. Gaetz is a perfect example to people who want to turn their life around. Before & After - 1 more reply
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Find yourself a new career, Drunkie.
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