I'd sooner jack off a bobcat in a phone booth.
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Now that's brave. And creative

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Pro Tip: Don't show up drunk.
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No thanks! I’m heating up kale...
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Impeach trump. He is destroying everything that is good.
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No happy hour specials?
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Matt, if you have a few drinks, please call a taxi, or Uber.
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Fox News Lower and Lower Ratings!!
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