We can always strive to be a more perfect union, but the Left’s version of perfection is closer to my vision of hell.
We would eat nothing but kale and quinoa while flying around on our flatulent-free unicorns in route to a @BernieSanders-hosted drum circle. #TSAS2019
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Donny’s candidate for the presidential pardon .
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When I envision hell. You're there
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He's a tour guide there.
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Reductio Ad Absurdem. The corollary is that your version of heaven is the worship of mayonnaise and a National Holiday for Rush Limbaugh. You reduce a group to silly outliers and you get the current Congressional Minority. Leave the humor to the funny people, Congressman.
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*by the way, I like kale. Can’t say the same for quinoa.
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LMAO I've always thought that!
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It’s always 5 o’clock somewhere, eh DUI Matt??
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I think you could use the extra fiber, Matt. Maybe you’d be a little less angry.
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Between drunk driving convictions
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