You really should have kept that one to yourself. Goofy, indeed.
My wife has the gift of premonition. Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, “unauthorized foods” and stored water. They said we had been “reported”. Becca awoke crying. What happened to our freedom? She asked. What indeed.
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Dude, you gotta get her off the ambien/crank... that's BAD. Get her some help. They can help you too.pic.twitter.com/am1c74RTmW
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Last night my wife had a dream that she met Fred Flinstone for brunch on Mars. She woke up crying. Yabba dabba do, she said. Yabba dabba do indeed.
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You sir...have won twitter for today
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I keep having a nightmare that a quarter million of my fellow Americans have died in 7 months. Then I wake up & it's actually happened.
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And when you look at excess deaths figures, it’s probably actually even more than that.
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Those dream-jackbooted dream-goons dream-busting in on your dream-family and dream-seizing your dream-stuff. Where will it end, Rep. Higgings? Where will it end? This is a sad, sad day in dreamland.
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