And lo, it came to pass in those days that the build was fixed. Again.https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1003852473356840960 …
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git pro tip: stick to a consistent style for git commit messages. I suggest starting them with “In which our hero”. E.g., In which our hero fixes JIRA-2317
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[NARRATOR: the build was NOT fixed]https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1004053679530377216 …
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A Modest Proposal For preventing Child Processes From being a Burthen to Their Parents or Country, and For making them Beneficial to the Operating Systemhttps://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1003852473356840960 …
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There are two types of responses to this tweet: People who are cool and people who try to correct me.https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1003852473356840960 …
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Improve render performance by 30% with this one neat trick.https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1003852473356840960 …
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git pro tip: Instead of titling your commits "WIP", accept that you are a terrible person who is going to do that anyway and be playful with it by titling them "WIP it" and "WIP it good".
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I have decided that this is impractical and now recommend this more serious commit style instead: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of master and bugfix/fix-the-thing-again.https://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1003852473356840960 …
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This also reminds me that ‘’master“ is still a gross thing to name a bit branch.
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I prefer Victorian book title style: Fixes JIRA-2317 or A treatise on why ternary operators are the devil
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Oh jeez, y'all are those kind of people who don't actually describe the fix or what you changed.
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I thought it would be obvious that this is a joke and I don’t actually write commit messages this way but oh well
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How I actually write commit messages: Fix the thing. Fix the fix. Revert the fix of the fix of the thing. Fix the Thing Part Deux: The Refixening. Fix the Thing: A New Hopehttps://twitter.com/ReinH/status/1004142467187265537 …
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I do it for my personal private repos. alias ggg='git add -A && git commit -m “fix” && git push origin HEAD' If I had a telepathic way to do it, I’d do it.
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Where has this been all my life?! Or, more accurately, why did I not know this before?!pic.twitter.com/InEdPpTe5Y
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My coworkers now hate you. (
@Bitbucket Server + Control Freak add-on: https://marketplace.atlassian.com/apps/1217635/control-freak-for-bitbucket-server?hosting=server&tab=overview … ).pic.twitter.com/SGT6tBN9Lp
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YOU DID NOT
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I would go with "Yeh verily..."
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I prefer starting with "As foretold by prophecy", e.g. "As foretold by prophecy, fix some bugs."
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You have awoken the elder gods.
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Commit your works to the LORD And your plans will be established.
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given Microsoft's recent purchase of Github, I suspect we'll be committing our works to MS and not the Lord per se
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