I don’t know what he’s drawn, but it makes me uncomfortable
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Matt Smith looks like an elf. He should be in that dreary Rings of Power show instead of the bad wigs one
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You know the cardinal thought about it for a second
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I know I only posted this yesterday, but it happened again
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Looking in the mirror in your 40’s
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In case you’re not aware, it’s on Disney+ now
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Goddamn, the first episode of The Bear felt like Uncut Gems in a kitchen.
I’m 100% onboard
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Looking in the mirror in your 40’s
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lol, fuck off
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Sorry, this has been in the back of my head for years
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imagine still using hashtags in your tweets
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Dutton thinks we should “stop looking in the rear view mirror”?
Cunt, that’s literally what we do with all crimes.
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The neighbours must be close to getting home from work;
Their dog has started getting excited and is doing exactly one bark every 3 seconds.
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Robojustice?
Our tax dollars at work again
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Today we announced a Royal Commission into Robodebt. Against Liberal denials, I’ve been saying Robodebt was illegal for years. This inquiry will answer remaining questions and deliver Robojustice for the victims. #robojustice
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Three eps in and The Sandman is fine, I guess. I’ve not read the source material, so think I’m missing a big chunk of the experience. I don’t get the “oooh, that character was well cast” or “they tackled that iconic scene really well”. So far it’s a very simple story.
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This girl is far too young to be a mum
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My wife will be home soon and wonder why I haven’t finished making the bagels I started earlier.
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See a spider web, start dusting.
While dusting, see untidy cables.
Redo router cabling, and find picture hooks.
Go to the garage for a hammer to hang pictures and see friend’s scooter for repair.
Repair scooter, then come to wash hands.
Basin is dirty, better clean it.
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Just said something funny and got a quick burst of air out of my wife’s nose.
That is incredibly high praise.
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Shitty photoshops are MY job and now he’s appointed himself to that role too?
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even the movie title works
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This is very late, but I've been away from a computer all week
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The moral is: if something is bugging you, the fix is probably cheap/easy and you might just be lazy.
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Finally bought a usb switch so I can share the keyboard, mouse and camera between my work and home computers.
It's such a small thing, but for the happiness it's given me I should have done it in March 2020
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Scott Morrison - they/them
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what is he talking about?
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you see now, we had to stop him from swearing himself in as Australian of the Year for 2022
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What can I say? The man has range
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I quite like tiktok as a platform. Once I trained the algorithm, I got away from gyrating teens and onto baking and carpentry videos.
My only complaint is how many videos that are filmed with the front camera inexplicably remain mirrored.
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Morrison taking on an extra ministerial role means he did two jobs half-assed, which means he quarter-assed each role.
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This is like when I challenge my 6yo son to a "who's tallest" competition.
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Predator: “Ooh, check out what a great hunter I am”
Is literally invisible.
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Predator: “Ooh, check out what a great hunter I am”
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If they made The Sopranos in today’s woke society it would be about Tony Soprano going to therapy
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