“He died as he lived…with lots of pocket storage”
My last will and testament has only one sentence: Bury me in cargo shorts. Deal with it.
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shared this earlier. maybe just get your PhD this summer?pic.twitter.com/WCEey7JkX3
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your ashes inside one of the cargo pockets, or…
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Do you mean you want to be wearing them when buried, or that you literally want to be buried in a pile of cargo shorts?
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@RonHall46 A fair and simple request.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
from the perspective of the cargo shorts, you're like a suicide bomber. Why can't you just die alone.
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the deeper the pockets, the better
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inside of a Gucci store?
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I always thought you would look good in Jorts, just saying..
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@StephenCurry30 shoes?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
@ScoreTrade I will bring a lovely escargot platter for the wakeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
I like 'em too <tm Irish Spring soap>.
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I hope you're buried in fleece cargo shorts. Good look for eternity.
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and crocs
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Sure - Fashion Police call to keep the bottom part of the coffin closed. Can grab a mini fan from Dollar Store though..
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banana republic or gap?
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