*breaks toaster* *calls husband* "So. When did you break the toaster?!"
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It was always the coffee pot - she got cut off. Me cook my safer live
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@ReeseButCallMeV your phone numberThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ReeseButCallMeV So, what exactly were you doing when you broke the toaster?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ReeseButCallMeV we are always to blame lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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