Reed Wommack

Worth a watch https://twitter.com/iceland/status/1458757245441822731 …

Before Bitcoin, I was a rabid environmentalist. Looking forward to this show.https://twitter.com/CitizenBitcoin/status/1458426703282417670 …

12.) "Now I’m supposed to say something nice bc I like your customer service, right? But I’m German, we don’t do those things so: carry on."

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You’ll forget me as i lay naked on a high school football field on Friday night. I’ll just enjoy the glow until tomorrow morning. I need a hug.”

11.) And finally, the all-time best: “You’re my first. You popped my cherry. I’ll remember you forever. Where I was (I took my picture.) How this moment feels. I love you. I know that you’re the Big Game Quarterback and I’m just a cheerleader wannabe...

10.) "I’ve read seven books on bitcoin now, have become a Toxic Bitcoin Maximalist...and everyday spread the gospel about how Bitcoin will radically change the world for the better....I get high telling people about bitcoin, like an endorphin rush, I love it.”

9.) "Reed is my financial psychiatrist…"

8.) "This shit is evil dude. I can’t stop hitting the smash button. It’s like a personal Pavlovian reward system for me.  Anytime I feel the need to reward my brain a hit of dopamine. I hate — ahem love you bro"

7.) "Maybe the quickest response to an inquiry ever. No kidding. I’m just a Carolina Country Hick. Folks at Swan have treated me like I got boat loads of money. But I’m just a regular guy that works with tools."

6.) "YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST AT CUSTOMER SERVICE .... I’M STILL RESEARCH YOUR ADVICE, BUT IT SEEMS SOUND ... NOW THAT’S YOU’RE SO GOOD AT YOUR JOB, YOU’LL GET PROMOTED”

5.) “This is the least sleazy thing I’ve ever seen a company do. Bravo!“

4.) “normally woudlnt reply [to satisfaction surveys], but i have to say was pretty damn good”

3.) “My rating is good couldnt expect more as that was a desparate move I made for I am desparate.” --Written by a scammer who rated us “Thumbs up” after we told him we would not send his family free Bitcoin.

2.) “Reed is great I would even have him over for early dinner”

1.) “I’d hug you if you were here. But I guess that’s weird.”

I've been running @SwanBitcoin client services for 18 months. Many Swan customers praise our diligence and promptness or provide great constructive feedback. That said, we also get some REALLY unusual feedback. Here are my top 11 strangest/most endearing comments:

Go all in. Work for a Bitcoin company.https://twitter.com/BitcoinerJobs/status/1455950936078233611 …