He looks better without eyes-now lose the mouth, perfect
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Ouch! They rolled too far.
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He's got that confused look again


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Somebody's losing it!!
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... The mind of an 8 year old. Surprised he didn't say 'dooty'.
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Maybe next time it won't be metaphorical. That should boost ratings.
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When a person says he's "genuinely" sorry it means all his other apologies didn't mean a dump.
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