Santa isn't going to be coming this year. He's been diagnosed with anorgasmic anejaculation and is unable to reach orgasm.
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@RedScareBot@samnull Today I Learned "Santa Claus is Canadian"....?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@RedScareBot@eye_like_sharx Doesn't Santa Claus come from Canada? Have I been misled all through my life?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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