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  1. Retweeted
    12 Sep 2016
    Replying to

    NO WAY! I'm not being brainwashed ;o

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  2. 19 Aug 2016

    Life’s too short to get the stairs.

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  3. 2 Aug 2016

    *looking at a Disney t-shirt that mentions a quote about dreams* “I don’t believe in dreams and that.”

  4. 26 May 2016

    The only benefit I see from leaving the EU is buying cucumbers with a more than 10° bend.

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  5. 23 Apr 2016

    Rebecca: "Can you control your mac from your watch?" Chris: "No." Rebecca: "Apple's shit, fuck 'em!"

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  6. Retweeted
    2 Feb 2016

    "Clutch crawling ankle" pain should be a thing! I'd call it a sore 'crlankle'

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  7. 10 Sep 2015

    Did you not see? On the Google earlier...

  8. 20 Aug 2015

    You’re as useless as a goose on a string!

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  9. Retweeted
    13 Jul 2015

    Would rather chop my own arm off than do this practical midwifery exam today >:|

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  10. 6 Jul 2015

    “They’re not watery, your arse is watery.”

    1 retweet
  11. 16 Jun 2015

    “I couldn’t get one tit in that!”

  12. 14 Jun 2015

    “You nearly inverted my cartilage then!”

  13. 13 Jun 2015

    “I can still get a finger in there!”

  14. 9 Jun 2015

    "Wait a Jesus minute!!!"

    1 retweet
  15. 9 Jun 2015

    "Give me a spoon and I'll poke it in there."

  16. 9 Jun 2015

    "You don't want her findaddling in St Albans..."

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  17. 9 Jun 2015

    "You don't get people moving in and out of the lanes like fiddlers elbows."

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  18. 9 Jun 2015

    "You probably like that sort of thing, whimsical plants."

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  19. 9 Jun 2015

    "I knew you'd do that, you shivery bastard."

    8 retweets
  20. 8 Jun 2015

    "I feel like a vampire in a sunbed, it's so f***ing bright."

    11 retweets

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