Rebecca ParsonKonto zweryfikowane

First of all, the reason we all lose our minds when it gets hot here is because we DON’T have AC. So “Keep your A/C set at 85 degrees when you’re away and 78 when you’re home.” is comically irrelevant.

And “Point your fan out the window”? Thought we were in a magical utopia where all homes in the PNW had AC? Why are we opening windows and pointing fans out of them while also running our nonexistent ACs?

“You can use a grill, portable cooking surface, electric kettle or rice cooker outside to cook your dinner, and then hurry back into the A/C to eat it.” Imagining the sunburned denizens of the PNW running back and forth scarfing rice MOAR RICE!! No wait, MOAR IMAGINARY AC!!