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by Glen Casebeer.
Liberals are so obsessed with stuff being "organic" and "free range", including children. My conservative proposal: children should be raised for economic capital. Just place in a pod, and feed twice a day. Once they reach maturity, let them out and send them to the factory line
"When each [child] finished college, I said to my ex-husband, 'Here is the finished product. Now it’s your turn.'" -Ivana Trump, "Raising Trump"