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    Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Oct 23

    Why does Garfield even hate Mondays? He doesn't work or go to school.

    9:31 AM - 23 Oct 2018
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    • gonnae no dae that 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Chubs FranXXXTentacion Phil Ken Sebben DJ_AuditTheFed_ moto horizons Gabagool Redking
    7 replies 3 retweets 41 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. horizons‏ @warm_horizons Oct 23
        Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping

        He misses John 😔

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Oct 23
        Replying to @warm_horizons

        Garfield goin tru a lot RN

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Oct 23
        Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping @warm_horizons

        Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄 Retweeted FranXXXTentacion

        https://twitter.com/Franxxfurt/status/1054773080885669888?s=19 … New development

        Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄 added,

        FranXXXTentacion @Franxxfurt
        Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping
        Jonh doesn't go to work becuase he's a cartoonist who draws in his own home
        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. horizons‏ @warm_horizons Oct 23
        Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping

        Maybe he goes to a cartoon sweatshop 🤷🏼‍♀️🌍

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. DJ_AuditTheFed_‏ @dj_auditthefed Oct 23
        Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping

        Because his owner who he loves so much must leave him to wage slave for hours on end and when he comes home Garfield must watch him slip into a spiraling decay of disintegrating existence, drowning the pain out with opioids and alcohol until the next day.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Oct 23
        Replying to @dj_auditthefed

        Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄 Retweeted FranXXXTentacion

        https://twitter.com/Franxxfurt/status/1054773080885669888?s=19 …

        Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄 added,

        FranXXXTentacion @Franxxfurt
        Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping
        Jonh doesn't go to work becuase he's a cartoonist who draws in his own home
        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. DJ_AuditTheFed_‏ @dj_auditthefed Oct 23
        Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping

        You think a cartoonist can make it in modern society? For the past 5 years he’s been working in an office in the city

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Oct 23
        Replying to @dj_auditthefed

        Man the death of newspapers really hit cartoonists

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. DJ_AuditTheFed_‏ @dj_auditthefed Oct 23
        Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping

        The only bad part about it

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. DJ_AuditTheFed_‏ @dj_auditthefed Oct 23
        Replying to @dj_auditthefed @Real_Xi_Jinping

        Unless they were political cartoonists fuck them

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      8. End of conversation
      1. Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Oct 24
        Replying to @HarakiriSFW

        Aber der Witz ist nicht lustig..

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Chubs‏ @Cactus_Sauce Oct 23
        Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping

        Because he loves Jon and when Monday starts, Jon has to leave for work, leaving Garfield alone at home. Its quite sad really when you think about it, despite all the shit he throws at Jon and the love hate relationship they have, deep down he really does care for himpic.twitter.com/DAqBtaVCY0

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Oct 23
        Replying to @Cactus_Sauce

        Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄 Retweeted FranXXXTentacion

        https://twitter.com/Franxxfurt/status/1054773080885669888?s=19 …

        Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄 added,

        FranXXXTentacion @Franxxfurt
        Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping
        Jonh doesn't go to work becuase he's a cartoonist who draws in his own home
        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Chubs‏ @Cactus_Sauce Oct 23
        Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping

        Alright guys don't be a buzzkill on my heartfelt post and hit me with that Garfield lore

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Bundesmememinister‏ @Kranzschwinger Oct 23
        Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping

        He hates the neverending exploitation of the working class.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. DSA Thinking Emoji‏ @NoSpookMax Oct 23
        Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping

        He's in solidarity with humanity.

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      1. FranXXXTentacion‏ @Franxxfurt Oct 23
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        Jonh doesn't go to work becuase he's a cartoonist who draws in his own home

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