Verstanden. All tier 3 cities and above will erect phallic monument in their town center. Should the biggest phallus be erected in Beijing or Shanghai? They seem to be vying for the honor.
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Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping
Jawolh. The hole you previously took resident in will be filled and used as the foundation for the Biggest Dick of China. Should it shoot fireworks or hypervelocity electromagnetic projectiles?
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Should it be aimed at Washington or Tokyo as a gesture or should it be able to rotate?
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The Central Propaganda Committee suggests "your mom".
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Nikki Haley's successor will be humiliated. She was right to quit.
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"We are concerned with what our intelligence determined to be launch sites for hypervelocity railguns being built all across China…" "Your mom." "…What!?" "You heard me right. Your mom."
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"They can wipe out half of the human population in a second" "Your mom"pic.twitter.com/cslhTQIc0V
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