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Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping🚄
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    1. Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Oct 11

      Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄 Retweeted Only In Asia

      Only x days since BAP bookhttps://twitter.com/Crazyinnasia/status/1050382908622557184 …

      Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄 added,

      Only In Asia @Crazyinnasia
      Meanwhile in China. pic.twitter.com/EFJuATSufr
      2 replies 1 retweet 44 likes
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    2. the Master Wang‏ @Masterwang Oct 11
      Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping

      Should more phallic buildings be… uh… erected throughout the country? Asking for the Bureau of Urban Planning.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    3. Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Oct 11
      Replying to @Masterwang

      A phallus in every town

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    4. the Master Wang‏ @Masterwang Oct 11
      Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping

      Verstanden. All tier 3 cities and above will erect phallic monument in their town center. Should the biggest phallus be erected in Beijing or Shanghai? They seem to be vying for the honor.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    5. Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Oct 11
      Replying to @Masterwang

      Liangjiahe

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    6. the Master Wang‏ @Masterwang Oct 11
      Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping

      Jawolh. The hole you previously took resident in will be filled and used as the foundation for the Biggest Dick of China. Should it shoot fireworks or hypervelocity electromagnetic projectiles?

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Oct 11
      Replying to @Masterwang

      The projectiles

      7:11 AM - 11 Oct 2018
      • 1 Like
      • the Master Wang
      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. the Master Wang‏ @Masterwang Oct 11
          Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping

          Should it be aimed at Washington or Tokyo as a gesture or should it be able to rotate?

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Oct 11
          Replying to @Masterwang

          Rotatable

          2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        4. the Master Wang‏ @Masterwang Oct 11
          Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping

          The Central Propaganda Committee suggests "your mom".

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        5. Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Oct 11
          Replying to @Masterwang

          DO ITpic.twitter.com/rDk2zABmcB

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        6. the Master Wang‏ @Masterwang Oct 11
          Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping

          Nikki Haley's successor will be humiliated. She was right to quit.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        7. the Master Wang‏ @Masterwang Oct 11
          Replying to @Masterwang @Real_Xi_Jinping

          "We are concerned with what our intelligence determined to be launch sites for hypervelocity railguns being built all across China…" "Your mom." "…What!?" "You heard me right. Your mom."

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        8. Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Oct 11
          Replying to @Masterwang

          "They can wipe out half of the human population in a second" "Your mom"pic.twitter.com/cslhTQIc0V

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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