Why does it take so long to stop a bridge jumper? Shoot them with a tranquiliser dart and remove the body to sleep it off somewhere else
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Replying to @50degreesam
What if the body falls down? Also tranquilizers ain't that fast
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Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping
So onto my next idea, which is to deploy a truck carrying compressed air which inflates a bouncy castle underneath the bridge
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