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    1. Pierre‏ @HauntedPierre Jun 21

      Man Muke's feudal socialist society sounds like a fucking nightmare. Imagine if you need brain surgery or something, and the only neurosurgeon in the city works only one hour a month, and he's not even a qualified doctor because all the schools are gone.

      5 replies 21 retweets 82 likes
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    2. Howard Scott‏ @Howard__Scott Jun 21
      Replying to @HauntedPierre

      Brain surgery? That sounds like capitalism to me. If I have any problems with my head, I just go to the blacksmith and let him drill a hole in it to release the bourgeoisie demons. In the off chance I recover, I can go right back to toiling in the fields for comrade feudal lord.

      1 reply 2 retweets 16 likes
    3. Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Jun 21
      Replying to @Howard__Scott @HauntedPierre

      Blacksmith? That sounds like capitalism to me. If I have problems with my head, I just go to the witch doctor and let him cut my throat open to release the bourgeoisie demons. In the off chance I recover, I can go right back to toiling in the woods for comrade with the big rock.

      1 reply 4 retweets 7 likes
    4. Pierre‏ @HauntedPierre Jun 21
      Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping @Howard__Scott

      Witch doctor? Grug think capitalism. When grug head hurt, grug hit with rock to scare shiny rock tribe joo joo from grug head. When grug finish, grug return hitting rock to other rock so comrade sky man happy so comrade sky man make rain for grug drink.

      1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
    5. Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Jun 21
      Replying to @HauntedPierre @Howard__Scott

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      3 replies 2 retweets 9 likes
    6. Pierre‏ @HauntedPierre Jun 21
      Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping @Howard__Scott

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      Chairman of the Universe Xi Jinping 🚄‏ @Real_Xi_Jinping Jun 21
      Replying to @HauntedPierre @Howard__Scott

      *Trilobite noises*pic.twitter.com/7StKvDVzD8

      10:04 AM - 21 Jun 2018
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        1. The Eye Of Soros‏ @letyofrogrow Jun 21
          Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping @HauntedPierre @Howard__Scott

          Enlightened, omnipresent cosmic being as old as time itself: "Public education is reactionary, guys. Read Bordiga."

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