Man Muke's feudal socialist society sounds like a fucking nightmare. Imagine if you need brain surgery or something, and the only neurosurgeon in the city works only one hour a month, and he's not even a qualified doctor because all the schools are gone.
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Replying to @HauntedPierre
Brain surgery? That sounds like capitalism to me. If I have any problems with my head, I just go to the blacksmith and let him drill a hole in it to release the bourgeoisie demons. In the off chance I recover, I can go right back to toiling in the fields for comrade feudal lord.
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Replying to @Howard__Scott @HauntedPierre
Blacksmith? That sounds like capitalism to me. If I have problems with my head, I just go to the witch doctor and let him cut my throat open to release the bourgeoisie demons. In the off chance I recover, I can go right back to toiling in the woods for comrade with the big rock.
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Replying to @Real_Xi_Jinping @Howard__Scott
Witch doctor? Grug think capitalism. When grug head hurt, grug hit with rock to scare shiny rock tribe joo joo from grug head. When grug finish, grug return hitting rock to other rock so comrade sky man happy so comrade sky man make rain for grug drink.
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