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  1. California's recall election is so confusing. You open the ballot and it just has Newsom’s name, and then “Fuck, Marry or Kill?”

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  2. Sep 10

    Before we spread democracy around the world, America has to figure out how to spread water around America.

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  3. Republicans always seem to be happier when they're out of office, because they just are so good at bitching. But when they get into office and enact some of their ideas, they scare the shit out of people. Watch , and on :

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  4. "Whenever we are grieving...mourning...sad...angry – that is not the time to make important decisions... We have to step back for a minute and wait until the moment where we can be rational." Watch reflect on the US response to 9/11 on last night's :

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  5. Sep 10

    California's confusing recall election is Tuesday. I opened my ballot and it had Newsom's name and then "fuck," "marry" or "kill."

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  6. In the meantime, we hope you'll enjoy 's monologue from tonight's show:

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  7. *We are sorry to report that due to technical difficulties, tonight's episode will be delayed for our viewers. We feel your pain!

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  9. I’ll be joining on HBO at 10pm tonight. If you’re a subscriber, tune in!

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  12. Don't ask where he pahked the cah. We're off this week, but will be back with a fresh batch of next Friday at 10PM!

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  13. Liberals – if what you’re doing sounds like an Onion headline, stop. Watch explain why there's an opening for conservative comedy on :

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  14. Aug 27

    What's the lesson of Afghanistan? Maybe it's that everyone from the giant dorm room bitch session that is the internet should take a good look at what real oppression looks like.

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  15. "They lied to us. They presented a rosy picture in public...and behind the scenes they knew it was un-winnable and they just weren't telling us. Liars." Watch 's conversation with author on :

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  16. Aug 27

    Ballots have gone out for the California recall. One of 46 faceless losers could be the next governor with a fraction of the vote, and the runner-up gets to host !

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  17. "You're an American, I'm an American, we don't have to hate each other. We used to be there – how do we get back?" Watch , and on tonight's panel – now streaming on .

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  19. Aug 27
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  20. You had one job, Orb, and you f@*king blew it.

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