Jordan Knapp

@RealKnappster

Software Engineer via CS. Lover of life. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

San Francisco, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2010.

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    Seven things every kid needs to hear:

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  2. 13. ožu 2019.
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    You have to watch this badass Apache highlight video. Just trust me on this, okay?

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    29. pro 2018.

    That bit in Hamlet where Hamlet whips out a fucking flute out of NOWHERE halfway through a conversation and is like: "play it" And the other guy is hella confused and is like... "I can't play a flute" And Hamlet is all "BUT YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD PLAY ME, BITCH?!!?"

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    28. ruj 2018.

    My 2 yr old daughter Cressida just said "It's incredible to watch this spectacle of partisanship and outrage. They really don't see their fates are already sealed, do they? The die was cast long ago, and there's only one way for this game to end. Society's total collapse."

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    Letting bygones be bygones.

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    9. lip 2016.

    Map/filter/reduce in a tweet: map([🌽, 🐮, 🐔], cook) => [🍿, 🍔, 🍳] filter([🍿, 🍔, 🍳], isVegetarian) => [🍿, 🍳] reduce([🍿, 🍳], eat) => 💩

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  8. 17. lip 2016.
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    2. lis 2015.

    From Saving Private Ryan to Interstellar to The Martian, America has spent a ridiculous amount of money to retrieve Matt Damon.

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    Still a little outraged about the thing we're all so mad about. I can't believe that person and or organization did that. I'm done with them

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  11. 3. ožu 2016.

    I don't know that I've ever heard a presidential candidate directly refer to his "caucus" on national TV

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    A digital, 3D printed sundial whose precise holes cast a shadow displaying the current time

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  13. 28. sij 2016.

    Facebook is winding down Parse by 2017. Maybe Parse would have been better off being acquired by Amazon's AWS as a mobile-geared service?

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  14. 25. sij 2016.

    My take on "The Hateful Eight" film: decent flick, although far from Tarantino's best. It was unnecessarily 3 hrs long, but should be 2 hrs.

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  15. 12. pro 2015.

    Only rational takeaway from this year's Heisman: If the best statistical season in CFB history doesn't win it, then this isn't about numbers

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    Henry's an amazing player, but doubt anyone will ever convince me that geography and time zones didn't cost McCaffrey the trophy.

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  17. 12. pro 2015.

    McCaffrey deserved it more. The numbers say it all.

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    7. stu 2015.

    YALL BUGGIN OUT ABOUT THAT UFO.. LITTLE DID U KNO IT WAS JUST A LIL MAYO BURN RIDE...

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  19. 13. stu 2015.

    "If someone succeeds in provoking you, realize that your mind is complicit in the provocation.” - Epictetus

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    19. lis 2015.

    I figure the and just listened to our entire chat, so no downside in posting this picture here.

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