Age is but a number @RealHughJackman — and numbers don’t define us. You know better, 24601. @russellcrowe
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Strange to say, people often tell me I don't look 50 either. They've been telling me that since I was 62.
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18 years ago.
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I never admit to being over 169.
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No idea of the context of this but Mr K, you don’t look a day over 138.5, how do you do it?
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A couple of daily pints of formaldehyde works wonders.
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I knew you had a secret. Thanks for sharing.
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You're welcome. It is also delicious
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Do you sleep in a glass jar?
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You have a tape worm in your right arm. Better go use Obamacare before it’s gone.
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He’s Australian, so has free health care.
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please be my keynote speaker at my graduation!!!! it would be the best thing ever!!
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