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Mr. Gottfried served 8 years in prison for beating up an Eskimo. http://patreon.com/gilbertgottfried …

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    Gilbert Gottfried‏Verified account @RealGilbert Apr 20

    Birthday message to Hitler. You're dead and the Jews run the world. HA HA.pic.twitter.com/0OHM86BP8H

    5:15 AM - 20 Apr 2018
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      2. MSmith  🇺🇸 🇩🇪 🇮🇪 🇬🇧‏ @Matthew70948227 Apr 20
        Replying to @RealGilbert

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        30 replies 46 retweets 347 likes
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      4. MSmith  🇺🇸 🇩🇪 🇮🇪 🇬🇧‏ @Matthew70948227 Apr 21
        Replying to @Stultis_TheFool @RealGilbert

        Stormfront has nothing to do with me.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Scott Faust‏ @Stultis_TheFool Apr 21
        Replying to @Matthew70948227 @RealGilbert

        Yeah. We know. White Supremacists are super schismatic. So are far left groups. So are all nutcase extremists. It's what the "People's Front of Judea" bit was all about in Life of Bryan.https://youtu.be/WboggjN_G-4 

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      2. Tom DiRoma‏ @DiRoma06 Apr 20
        Replying to @RealGilbert @JuddApatow

        Seriously, who in the Third Reich said shorts were a good idea?

        12 replies 10 retweets 125 likes
      3. Tom DiRoma‏ @DiRoma06 Apr 20
        Replying to @DiRoma06 @RealGilbert @JuddApatow

        “When you trying to run the master race, but still want to order off the kids menu”

        8 replies 8 retweets 196 likes
      4. ᴇᴜʀᴏɢᴇɴɪᴄɪꜱᴛ  🇩🇪 🇨🇿 🇳🇱 🇮🇪 🇬🇧‏ @EuromuttPrideWW Apr 20
        Replying to @DiRoma06 @RealGilbert @JuddApatow

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      5. ᴇᴜʀᴏɢᴇɴɪᴄɪꜱᴛ  🇩🇪 🇨🇿 🇳🇱 🇮🇪 🇬🇧‏ @EuromuttPrideWW Apr 20
        Replying to @EuromuttPrideWW @DiRoma06 and

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      2. Vitor‏ @__Vit4uM___ Apr 20
        Replying to @RealGilbert

        Not for long, unfunny oven dodger

        14 replies 33 retweets 517 likes
      3. Tawnya‏ @t_awnya Apr 21
        Replying to @__Vit4uM___ @RealGilbert

        He's coming back to life, is he?

        4 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      5. Tawnya‏ @t_awnya Apr 22
        Replying to @altReveiller @__Vit4uM___ @RealGilbert

        😂😂😂

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