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If you’re going to make a kids fire engine toy with a song coming out of it you might as well put a little bit of effort into it and not just record the first lyrics that come into your head
Went buggy shopping earlier.
Just look how much this Silver Cross couple appear to hate their child:
Just remembered that I once interviewed and he promised to play Mull of Kintyre live at the City Ground if #NFFC ever got promoted.
Come on, Sir Paul, let’s make it happen!
Fair play to whoever took the time to arrange this with the chewing gums at the Sainsbury’s petrol station in St Albans:
Bring back football fans from the 80s and 90s. This make my skin crawl
The Littlest Hobo music will always set you off! Who chose that as the bed???
Two greats of British commercial radio wearing their hearts on their sleeves.
Honoured to’ve shared two years in their company 😢
#DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight
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After 12 years on the show, this was @OC and @RichieFirth's last link.
What a ride.
#chanks
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Not my finest hour:
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Here it is, the moment the whole world needs to see. The moment we saw Ozzy Osbourne on a Hollywood Homes tour and @RealDysonator shouted "The Midlands misses you". You're welcome. @daveberry_tweet
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Just catching up on #MOTD2 from last night. Shearer is right, look out for that new Irish Man City midfielder, Bernard O’Silver:
One more mistake and the DA is gonna take my badge
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NEW CRIME DRAMA @ITV 9pm Hardshoulder & Pickmeup - New crime drama about two traffic cops, Dave Hardshoulder and his accident prone rookie partner Matt Pickmeup.
Highlight of Disneyland Paris had to be bumping into #NFFC midfield dynamo David Vaughan with my daughter:
Big thanks to the Brighton fan on the train into Euston who let me have one of his cans of co-op cider as the bar carriage was too far away. A lovely gent
My daughter, Bess, just found a grape within a grape.
Never seen this before in my life. They don’t make discoveries like this in their school classroom #homeschooling
So delighted for Sue and her husband/father. And everyone thought would be the champion this season t.co/JKEEw0rQio
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I never expected my good looks to be this unconventional!
Thanks if you voted 😍
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It's OFFICIAL! @RealDysonator has been voted the UK's NUMBER 2 @heatworld #SecretCrush PHOARRRR!! Drink it innnn!
Never been more proud of my boy than when he finished a packet of crisps like this…
Just need to teach him to fold the packet into a triangle next
We’ve just signed Messi in the radio transfer window 🔥🔥🔥
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BREAKING 
We are beyond excited to announce that the legendary @RealKenBruce will be joining the Bauer family with a brand-new mid-morning show on @greatesthitsuk! 
Get ready for more PopMaster and all your favourite songs from the 70s, 80s and 90s. 
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We are beyond excited to announce that the legendary @RealKenBruce will be joining the Bauer family with a brand-new mid-morning show on @greatesthitsuk! Get ready for more PopMaster and all your favourite songs from the 70s, 80s and 90s. bit.ly/3R00mGd
A decade after we first worked together at Xfm, I'm delighted to be joining the debonair on from 4pm:
My 5 year old daughter asked me this morning: 'why are you leaving the Brexit show?'
I blame 's rants.
That new Jason Statham giant shark film is not going down well with the critics:
What is it they say on here?
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He was everything I hoped he would be
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@SteffanPowell and @RealDysonator finally met and, well, I might as well have not been there 
I was still a teenager last time #NFFC made the quarter finals of the FA Cup. Another amazing win tonight. and immense. Bring on the scousers 🔥
And still they keep on coming...
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Congratulations to @daveberry_tweet and the breakfast show team on another set of RECORD listening figures, adding 100,000 new fans in 2019. He's taken the @absoluteradio breakfast show to 2.3m listeners every week.
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Replying to @absoluteradio
Here’s the result of @SarahChampion’s efforts! EXCELLENT attention to detail! #FakeItLikeAPolaroidPicture
13 days in... and I’ve just been Whammed at a panto during the interval #whamageddon2019
#OhYesIDid
I’m blaming , and
Christmas can now begin 🎅
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At last. Been desperate to see this image for so long. looks just like Hector Bellerin.
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Come here for the rapping and stay for the key changes and the dancing at the end...
#SocialAmmo
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Help. My 11 week old son seems to be developing the hairstyle and eyebrows of Neil Warnock
#ConcernedParent
Love this bloke’s voice.
He sounds like a cartoon character #SocialAmmo
Just to clarify, this wasn’t me in Baku last night:
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Seriously @bushontheradio AND especially @RealDysonator . Switching teams for Arsenal?
I was today years old when I found out how long an owl’s legs are:
#Disturbing
The stars aligned this morning.
I even won 1940s beat the intro as well
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We have just had ANOTHER WINNER! This is the moment Craig in Wales matched all 5 words with @RealDysonator and grabbed himself £10,000 thanks to @Wickes! Congratulations Craig!
Why did it take me so long to discover with and ???
The one with is pretty much podcast perfection.
‘Foodie’ chat for people who hate the term ‘foodie’
Nathan, I’ll bloody well have your guts for garters if you send any more of these pictures (is this how you do it, ?)
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@RealDysonator @absoluteradio @daveberry_tweet nice to see Matt doing his bit for charity over Christmas!
DO NOT RETWEET THIS.
PLEASE, DO NOT RETWEET THIS
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If this tweet gets 1000 RTs then @RealDysonator has agreed he’ll give this a go... #bottlecapchallenge twitter.com/tkdgrl2013/sta
The perfect appointment...
You will struggle to find two better specimens of modern manhood.
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"A deadly combo"
Watch @bushontheradio and @RichieFirth announce their new Hometime Show, coming to Absolute Radio Monday 24th September!
I’m gone.
Think I got too cocky last week.
Took a double hit tonight.
Once in the local curry house and then on the way back listening to .
I was crying into my vividly coloured chutney selection #Whammageddon
Huge news.
Thank you for taking me in for a couple of years . It was a proper laugh. Fare thee well brave padrone.
I hope you find a new gang that are just as groovy at the new place, wherever that may be? (... My money is on Mansfield 103.2)
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So thats my news. I'm leaving my radio home for the last 12yrs @absoluteradio. I'm heading off to a big new adventure. Tell you what very soon but for now...I have such a heavy heart but its also full of gratitude and love at what I've been lucky enough to have in my life. x
Best reaction there has ever been twitter.com/swissyellow/st
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This is beautiful:
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When we’re not at the football together, my Granda texts me the scores when we’re playing because he doesn’t think I’ll find out otherwise 
When I do a Face Swap with my 8 year old daughter, Bess, I turn into Steve Bruce:
This is brilliant:
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I’m self-isolating. Oh shit twitter.com/Connor2404/sta
Just found Anna from Frozen mauled overnight by foxes in my garden.
Hans nowhere to be seen.
Poor girl still had a song in her heart though 🥶
Not a bad start...
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So proud of @daveberry_tweet - the biggest commercial radio breakfast show in the UK. Congratulations to an amazing team of @RealDysonator @emmadotcom @TheNewsAtGlenn @Masterman @ClaireSolan on creating a new and fresh breakfast listen.
My amazing daughter, Margot, is 9 years old today. To celebrate, here is a haunting face-swap image of us together taken by my niece, Chloe.
I look like a demon pixie and she resembles a character from a horror film:
It must be pretty rare that your doppelgänger has the same name as you? Also, we’ve got a Rockit on my son’s buggy,
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This is INCREDIBLE. There’s a bloke called Matt Dyson on the news and he looks like Matt Dyson!
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This is beautiful twitter.com/TheSecondTier/
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It’s still sinking in this morning…
We’re going to be on Match of The Day.
Such an amazing party at the end #NFFC
All over this:
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Pour yourself a glass of red, spark up a Marlboro Light, and stick Portishead on - @BBCFOUR are showing This Life from Monday 3rd February at 10pm
Finally been on my pilgrimage to Trago Mills in Devon.
Who needs Amazon when you have SO much stuff under one roof???
Right, ?
Jackie if you ever send me anything like this again I’ll get really cross with you.
Not sure I’ve nailed it yet, ?
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@bushontheradio looks like you aren't the only @absoluteradio presenter popping up on tv. It seems @RealDysonator has himself a job on This Morning as a fashion stylist...
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On October 2nd, @RealDysonator swaps Breakfast for Hometime and joins @daveberry_tweet on The Dave Berry Show, every weekday from 4-7pm
I think this could be the most exciting thing to’ve ever happened to me on LinkedIn...
A lot of ‘expert’ opinion on here today. One thing that is for sure though, is that it is excellent news that the brilliant and are staying on board for the new show 🤙
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It's been a wild ride so far on The Dave Berry Show, and the next destination is breakfast.
The Dave Berry Breakfast Show launches this summer!
@DaveBerry_tweet will be joined by @RealDysonator, @emmadotcom & @TheNewsAtGlenn every weekday morning when you wake up.
Petey, are you ok?
You okay
You okay, Petey?
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I was convinced we could do the Michael Jackson lean without his special shoes. @RealDysonator needs to hit the gym.
Surely I’m in the running to replace Schofield after my appearance on This Morning many years ago
For those of you who missed this on Instagram the other day, check out the new bread slicer in my local . It’s a pretty satisfying watch, so been prepared:
Self isolated, but still managing to do with this afternoon on . Oh, and there’s not much football either #WFH
#WORKINGFromHome
The sturdy matriarch of the Sky remote family…. God, I miss her
Just discovered the wankiest new button ever to come into existence on LinkedIn.
To ‘take a moment to recognise a coworker’:
Uncle Albert silences south east London once again
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My capacity to look like a competition winner knows no bounds…
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Replying to @radioacademy
Well done @daveberry_tweet and @absoluteradio! 
Thank you for squishing into our lil’ photo room!
#UKARIAS
Thank you for squishing into our lil’ photo room!
#UKARIAS
I can't believe it's actually happening...
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The Assistant Manager of the LAST EVER #Blockbuster on planet earth has arrived in the UK with our copy of #PointBreak!
Say hello to Ryan, everyone! The Big Blockbuster Screening is TOMORROW!
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Hey @VirginTrains. Wackily playing out the muppets ‘mahna mahna’ song on the speakers really doesn’t have the desired effect when it’s standing room only and we’re cramped in the corridor like sardines. Shove you chirpy tunes up your pendilino
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My kids bought my Father’s Day gifts at their school today. Just had a sneaky peek and it appears my 5 year old daughter, Maggie, has got me some chocolates and a personal attack alarm. Not sure what to make of this?
Terri is an amazing woman:
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For the past few weeks @daveberry_tweet has been helping to #UnlockYourLockdown
This morning we did something extra special for listener Terri and her family, making sure they get the best out of their time after lockdown...
To all my #CAFC supporting brethren.... , , , et al.
May the spirit of ‘98 inspire you today.
The Le Coq Sportif ‘Mesh’ sponsored kit.
The Clive Mendonca hat-trick.
See you in the Championship 🙏🏻
It’s so rural where I live they have pedestrian crossings for horses. I think the size of the button could be a bit more of a hoof friendly though
If you’ve not seen the West Ham geezer child yet. Here he is…
I love him.
#SocialAmmo
Shit! He’s like my slimmer more intense brother
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