Boyd Clack

I just discovered that I am on the 'call up' list for the Lions tour!! Apparently I'm to be fed to them before the second test!! I can't wait!

Sad to see the wonderful Leanne Wood lose her seat in the Rhondda. I wish her nothing but good fortune and happiness in whatever she does next. XXX

Does the junkie girl dream of Swans? Is the Vicar moving to Cornwall? Who was it who swallowed the telephone? Welcome to The Planet of Flowers!!! Rays of desire that is. I saw you kissing a madman. Some are in love. Welcome to The Planet of Flowers!!!

Does the junkie girl dream of Swans? Is the Vicar moving to Cornwall? Who was it who swallowed the telephone? Welcome to The Planet of Flowers!!!

I am not normal. Sometimes its a good thing, sometimes not. I realise that 'normal' is a tenuous concept at the best of times but there is a comfortable state of thought, or unthought maybe, that passes for what we think of as normal and I often crave its embrace.

I felt like I was in a dream. People were laughing and talking and being happy and kind and I felt as if I was in a dream. The room in electric light was disturbing reflected in the windows in the blackness of the night. I wanted to cry but I didn't.

Hello little humans!

If you are running away from a terrible thing following you every time you look back you lose ground and the thing will catch you and devour you. Just put your head down and run like hell that's my advice. Then you at least have half a chance,

My girlfriend has started referring to me as 'Microsoft.' I can't for the life of me figure out why.

I wish to be referred to as 'Godlike' from now on.

Another faint, inane hidden grin on the face of another racist murderer. That contemptuous look that says 'Find me guilty now, I'll get off on appeal.' I have seen this look since I was ten years old in the early sixties, for over sixty years .. always the same ugly white face.

Great Rock and Roll lyrics no. 1 'I laughed at love because I thought it was funny.' X

Watching divers on telly, these blokes who wear oxygen tanks and enter the water from the side of a boat I wondered why they always fall in backwards then I realised that if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat. X

Sad to see the death of Paul Ritter. We were friends having worked together at The Gate and on a short film by David Farr. Stayed with Paul, was with him when he met his future wife for the first time. A lovely, articulate and thoughtful man.

Eternal Beauty Sky Cinema/Now TV ON DEMAND. See if you can spot who Sally Hawkin's doctor is? It's a very good film. X

I have recently been harassed by the ghost of Robert The Bruce. I don't know why. I have never done him any disservice but he seems to believe I have.

I want to message DPD (UK) CS but can't. Why is this? I keep getting E Mails telling me I have 'Missed' a delivery and to contact E Mail reply but if this is true why have they never knocked my door? I think its a scam and never responded. How can I confirm this?

'We'll keep the semen of a mollusc in the hillsides. We'll keep the semen of a mollusc in the dales ....etc.'

I am upset. These men who go about threatening, frightening and hurting women .. what the hell is going on? They disgust me more than I can say. They are scum. It shames us all. The law should treble present sentences for such offences. Lets sweep this filth off our streets.