all i ever want, all i ever need, is a small greek salad to go. yet every day i am the audience of one for Comedy Central Presents Kosher Salad Guy. i’d be lying if i said i wanted to live after these interactions. i continue on out of spite. he will not break me
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If you own $500, you should pay for your salad with it and force him to make change to you. Every day until he stops making that joke.
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Obviously he could just hand back four $100 bills and make change for $100 so idk about that, maybe leave a death threat hand written on one of them and see if he notices
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It should be a crime to coerce someone into small talk during financial transactions.
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I had to change gyros places three times because the guys working there started flirting until it became too creepy or awkward.
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He sounds like the Emotional Vampire from the What We Do In Shadows TV show.
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I feel this. My weekly interaction with a food truck guy on my previous campus: Me: One chicken burrito no pico, please. Him: One chicken burrito EXTRA pico!! :D Me: *smiling every time because the burrito is good and the truck is parked oh so close to my office*
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Next time, ask for a burrito with extra Pico. Then yell HAHA JUST KIDDING. Get proactive about it.
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I guy at my local convenience store used to always pull this shit until me as a moody teen was like, “it would be with your prices,” & I swear he died
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