rax king

@RaxKingIsDead

unofficial writer-in-residence of the cheesecake factory

Brooklyn, NY
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2013.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    22. sij

    "She’s excavating the feeling of comfort food and packaging a cold distillate of it with the glossier parts of her life to sell unsuspecting consumers the West, the country, Americana." in today's Store-Bought is Fine, i tackle my frenemy the Pioneer Woman

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  2. prije 9 minuta

    yeah i have an MFA My Fat Ass and titties

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  3. prije 46 minuta

    new poem: At Eastern Motors, your job’s your credit Fords, Hondas, Chevys, Beemers, and minivans [more tk in canto 2]

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  4. prije 48 minuta

    i hope to parlay my relative visibility and influence into greater cultural appreciation for that lost gem of our time, the eastern motors jingle

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  5. prije 50 minuta

    sneaking off to the workplace bathroom to listen to the eastern motors jingle like a much more embarrassing version of your average office masturbator

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  6. prije 3 sata

    what’s going on am i having a stroke

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  7. prije 3 sata

    lots of my buds teach middle/high school and i cry every time i think abt them being addressed as Mr or Ms by those lil bbs

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  8. prije 5 sati

    excerpted from today’s patreon post about celebrities i do/don’t want to fuck: the DILF-friendly edition

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  9. prije 8 sati

    yes, sweaty, i am

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  10. prije 9 sati
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  11. prije 9 sati

    eastern motors thanked me for rocking with them 😍 THE eastern motors 😍😍

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  12. prije 18 sati

    what’s a place in the nyc metropolitan area that will let me and a bunch of internet strangers raise the ghost of rue mclanahan

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  13. prije 18 sati

    anybody wanna hang out and try to commune with the ghost of rue mclanahan

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  14. prije 19 sati

    i just revealed to cory that kansas city is in missouri and watched the five stages of grief play out across his face in real time

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  15. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    2. velj

    once i figure out how to balance the needs of my writing routine with the needs of my gym/skincare/self-care routine, it’s over for you hoes

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  16. prije 21 sat

    chuckling about the fact that i am not visible in the preview for these but my tits are

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  17. prije 21 sat

    fuck it! ikea dinner!

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  18. prije 22 sata

    omg laszlo was gay?!?! i did NOT see that coming this show is the best oh um spoiler alert

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  19. prije 22 sata

    some days i really do impress myself with what a platonically ideal dream babe i am and other days, fuck it, ikea dinner

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  20. prije 22 sata

    making swedish meatballs and mashed potatoes and green beans because fuck it, ikea dinner

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  21. prije 22 sata

    sometimes you just gotta say fuck it, ikea dinner

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