I got high one time and spent half an hour in the kitchen trying to open a can of tuna with a can opener at 1 in the morning
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This is definitely feigning incompetency so that someone will be forced to step in and do the job for him. Any second now someone is gonna get frustrated and do it themselves, and this smart ass will go back to his video games. I know. I was that smart ass.
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