If you have to inform people on every page of your website that calling yourselves a University is a lie, then maybe just don't lie.
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According to @prageru's definition of a "University" every public library or Barnes & Noble is a Universitypic.twitter.com/OClV2MTreV
I expect this in every tweet from now on
Lol I considered doing a prolonged joke about it 
Congratulations on your doctorate.
Every girl likes a fella with a PhD
Hey, self-ID. It's thew ne thing.
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