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You give me a massive heart on.

If we gathered all the Nephrite and Jadeite in the world and made a loop for runners it would be a track of all jades.

A love story: he unfollowed me.

Do your parents know this is how you turned out?

If you have to fight for his attention, he's not worth your time.

Dick AVIs, I haven't even read a tweet, but I've seen your dick. *NOPE*

If you love someone... ...you don't see their typos.

My spiral despaircase only goes down.

Carbo Carbo Carbo Carbo Carbo Chameleon Give me that dough Give me that dough

*Reads @RandomAntics's tweet, looks into tweet, tweet looks into him* @beatupmartin

Things which others find worthwhile are actually garbage. #RuinAProverb

You can't count eggs while they're still inside the chicken. #RuinAProverb

Sorry I left your party early without saying goodbye, but someone showed up whose name I couldn't remember.

If you choose not to tweet, you still have made a tweet. @beatupmartin

Some people like events like 2k and 3k followers. I just hit 2112 and I'm psyched. Because, nerdy Rush fan.

You take one nude selfie and people get all pissy and say things like "We're going to have to ask you to leave the restaurant."

@RandomAntics it was perfect. I think i'll keep you.

I love being with you when you're on your best misbehavior.

Hey @RandomAntics, you're a cute little snortoise.