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los angelesamzn.to/1N8REe6Joined August 2007

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I've worked with and written for David Spade, Tiffany Haddish, Billy Crystal, Sebastian Maniscalco, Jameela Jamil, Will Ferrell, Alf, Ed Helms, Paul Bettany, Chris Hardwick, Sara Silverman, Paul F Tompkins, Alfred Molina, Kato Kaelin, Kevin Smith, and more! Never Cher, though.
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I hope most people would say I'm a good person to work with. I love collaborating, making people's ideas come to life, and their writing even better. I'm amazing at room bits and I have experience in all aspects of production.
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Hi. My name's Joe. I've been EIC of the Onion and adultswim . com, and Head Writer of stuff like , History of Swear Words, Misery Index, and the upcoming High Science. I wrote the Art of the Deal with Johnny Depp and I'm looking for my next project!
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Amazon is developing a single-camera comedy set behind the scenes of a struggling national sports show. ‘Sidelined’ comes from comedians Emily Heller and Megan Gailey and Two Shakes Entertainment deadline.com/2022/07/sports
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Now I’m sitting here with my kids waiting on fucking Joe Biden to reveal some cool space shit, guy can’t even display urgency when it comes to unveiling the secrets of the fucking universe
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I just played Detroit Become Human for the first time and somehow wound up killing off every main character in the entire game
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One of the James Caan roles that has stuck with me the most is his shocking appearance in the final act of DOGVILLE. He played a kind of reference to himself in a way that was strange, funny, heavy, and dark, all at once, almost without effort.
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Ireland, the most Catholic place on earth besides Vatican City and Martin Scorsese’s mom’s house, has legalized abortion and same sex marriage — plus their president looks like he taught Harry Potter how to turn frogs into biscuits
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DEMOCRATS IN ELECTED OFFICES….we DID VOTE. It ain’t sing song on the steps type of energy we are looking for. THE POWER HAS BEEN VESTED IN YOU, USE IT!!! By whatever means necessary.
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Does it bring these weirdos happiness to harm others? To put so much energy into taking away individual freedom? Why do they care so much? I’m genuinely curious but cannot imagine it does anything but leave them hungrier because they’re miserable and scared — or am I naive?
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