Those are just a few examples. Our hard-earned money is wasted everyday while our citizens, vets & infrastructure suffer #AiringofGrievances
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I'm very sorry to have been the one to tell
@jackhunter74 pro wrestling is not real in that last tweet.
Also, for those who think @WWE is real, I'm very sorry Bernie Sanders lost.
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They follow as a bunch of old guys who didn't play ball in college attempt to not break themselves each year for charity
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Great, now I'm proposing reality shows too. The new environment in DC is catching...
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I'm grateful you've followed along with me today as in last years. I try to have fun sometimes. This town needs it.
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I'll be celebrating Christmas with my family this weekend. We wish you a merry Christmas if you are too.
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If you only celebrate Festivus, enjoy today and I hope you win the feats of strength later. I've been practicing...
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I decided I'd take on someone who thought he was a tough guy. Bring it,
@SenatorReid#featsofstrengthpic.twitter.com/RzwWeLnXPx
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I was gonna pick Mitch, but every time I tried to bring it up the Capitol Police kept getting twitchy. Sorry guys.
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But I'm upset VP & cabinet wasn't picked w/ a reality show. I would have watched. You would have too, don't deny it.
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I'm gonna have to stop tweeting about Festivus soon,
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What's NOT a joke is wasteful spending & the fact that I wish you all a Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays. Hope you enjoyed Festivus w/ me.
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bernie would've won
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...If only he wasn't a sellout who lost to Silly Hilly.
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he would've won
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"the working class can kiss Bernie's lazy arse b/c he's got a new house at last" -
Do you even know how he got that house? Because he had to sell another house in order to get it.
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bernie would've won
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You mean he would have won, were it not for the fact, that he LOST!!!!
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he would've won
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