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@RandBallsStu

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    19 Jun 2014

    This is a $1 coupon for an ice cream cake at the Dairy Queen in Belleville, Kansas

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  2. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    None of the people telling you to "resist" are actually resisting. They think you're stupid and want you to be angry.

    Fox Corp. HR chief Kevin Lord just sent out a memo to staff saying that “90% of full-time employees reported they are fully vaccinated” after the company mandated everyone report their vaccination status. Lord says they will soon introduce daily COVID testing for unvaccinated.
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  3. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    What a perfect example of the Dumb Post to Complaining that Twitter is Toxic Pipeline. Some people just can't handle thousands of people telling them their opinions are bad, and they all work at major publications.

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  4. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    I see these mentions. Imagine telling this man that it’s a personal choice that doesn’t affect anyone else. Just imagine.

    Every day I see a new excuse why people ain’t getting the vaccine. Ya starting to get creative with these “reasons” though and it’s actually really funny.
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    9 hours ago

    Between this, the California recall, and literally every poll on the matter, it's almost as if irresponsibility regarding the pandemic is politically toxic and the media is giving unwarranted play to pro-pandemic GOPers out of misguided both-sidesism!

    The GOP sponsor of an anti-vaccine mandate bill is trying to force a vote in the wake of Biden's order. She needs 50 signatures. She has two so far.
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  6. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    2. So if you look at 125,000 cases a day and say, "The vaccines should have kept this from happening," remember those 100 million unvaxxed ppl. Realize that 90,000+ of new cases are unvaxxed, and that you can pile up 90,000 cases a day for 1000 days before you get to 90 million.

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  7. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    1. I really think people underestimate how many unvaccinated people are still out there. In the US, there are 150 million ppl who are not fully vaxxed. Let's say a third have already had Covid (probably an overestimate, but whatever). That's 100 million unvaxxed, uninfected ppl.

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    9 hours ago

    A bunch of rich Republicans invested millions of dollars to force a special election because they couldn’t win a regular election, anti-elite spirit on the march.

    CA GOV BIG PICTURE: One of the top Democrats in the country got caught living like an elite while everyone else suffered. Elites vs. the rest is the driving force in our politics right now and Democrats have a tough needle to thread both in California & nationwide ... (1/)
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  9. 19 hours ago

    God Malignant was dumb as hell. I really liked it.

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  10. Retweeted
    Sep 12

    The hardest I’ve laughed in any movie this year was during MALIGNANT when a character drove her Prius up to a completely deserted cliff and parked it like this

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  11. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    Remember when Marlena got a visit from the Devil on 'Days of Our Lives'? Well apparently, the NBC sudsser misses those days. It's bringing back the possession storyline!

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  12. 21 hours ago

    This is a very sweet remembrance thread that is made 100x better by being signed "Dave Letterman"

    In every important way, in the world of stand-up, Norm was the best. An opinion shared by me and all peers. Always up to something, never certain, until his matter-of-fact delivery leveled you.
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  13. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    Lou Reed's "What's Good" is one the wisest songs ever written about life's irreconcilable contradictions: the vulnerability and joy of devotion, the untenable rage and pain of capricious loss and the desire to do the whole thing over again, just for one more hour or one last day.

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  14. 22 hours ago

    You ever listen to Werewolves of London outside when it's nice. It's pretty good.

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  15. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    going to watch the moth joke ten times tonight

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  16. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    Almost as good as Orson Welles for Paul Masson. I can't believe someone thought it'd be a good idea to have him do ad reads.

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    Norm lost Mangrate as a podcast sponsor because of how he did the ad reads, but to this day he's still the only reason I know what the hell a Mangrate is.
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  17. 24 hours ago

    They've been compromised to a permanent end

    An announcement will be made during halftime of Thursday night’s Giants-WFT game that will involve the future of the Hard Knocks' series, per a league official.
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    Sep 14

    Truly one of the funniest moments on TV. That was awesome, Norm ruled

    One of the hardest times I’ve ever laughed was during the Bob Saget Roast as ate it on purpose, gleefully digging in on a bit that the live audience wasn’t buying. Meanwhile, the other comics and myself were in tears and in awe of one of the funniest humans ever.
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  19. Retweeted
    Sep 14

    2. BOX OFFICE POISON

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  20. Retweeted
    Sep 14

    Norm’s Conan interview where he destroyed Courtney Thorne Smith is the single greatest late night clip of all time.

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  21. Sep 14

    That one hurts

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