I saw that George Carlin skit too
I don’t get why people ask “What time is it?”
It should be “When are we?” Like “where are we?”
You don’t ask “what location is it?” to ask where you are. 
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obviously you'd ask those questions if you were a time traveler
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"When are we?" would lead people to believe you haven't finished a sentence, they will reply: "When are we going to do what?"
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“When are we, now?”
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It’s time to talk ALS great opportunity please reach out.
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Raheem, go home, you’re drunk.
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What reason are you raising this perplexity at this point of when?
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Liebchen, what watch? 10 watch. Such much. Movie?
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