Raheem KassamVerified account

He failed to become an MP seven times. What incredible failure that man is.

And changed the world despite the rigged system. What have you done with your life? Besides failing to report on the Manchester Tory grooming ring?

Changing the world for the worse. And why do you keep banging on about Manchester, mate? I've been here a few months having spent years in London and am from neither. You're utterly clueless

So be glad for the tip then. You’re new in town with nothing to do. Go do some actual work instead of crying about someone who beat your bosses and your anti-working class world view.

What do you mean 'go do some work'? We're in lockdown and I'm not a journalist, you cretin

So you’re saying you’re a flunky with nothing to do? Got it. Anyway I’m off to work to make sure the CCP pays, to make sure Brexit works the way we planned, and to MAGA! Kiss kiss!

It's a Bank Holiday, pal. Go for a walk and get some fresh air.

Sorry bud not on Capitol Hill it’s not. Tune in @WarRoomPandemic in an hour! You’ll hear what real news sounds like.