Thread: I recently enquired to a football team, bit of 5-a-side fun. What I got in response is biblical. A 14 page club guide. One four. For a 5-a-side team. Within it it absolute footballing gold, the highlights of which I am now going to share with you.....
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This 5-a-side team has a 'Director of Football'. This should have been enough to make me stop reading on Page 1, but I carried on.....pic.twitter.com/4zDOypYXkv
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"punished until they do" Not sure if I'd be joining a football team or ISIS.pic.twitter.com/RbbSpJp3e6
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A 3 week ban because I didn't read the 14 page handbook properly?! Fuck me, Son got less for kicking a man in the chestpic.twitter.com/0aXOSoJgOR
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A 3 week ban is also coming your way if you have the audacity to reply to a text the following day. Racking up those suspensions.pic.twitter.com/RYiPtt68hY
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Three more weeks if you engage in chit chatpic.twitter.com/sjxWyAstwW
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*get banned
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