Me: "Okay, Xan. Let's try again. What do you want for you birthday dinner?" Xan: "Cake." Me: "We're already making a cake." Xan: "More cake." Me: "We've gone over this --" Xan: "MEAT." Me: "Okay." Xan: "MEAT ON THE BONE." Me: "So, chicken." Xan: "ON THE BONE."
This sounds like a conversation I just had with my son about his upcoming 3rd birthday. Me: what vegetable would you like for dinner on your birthday? Him: BACON.
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Xan's only fully had words for about eight months, but wow, those words. I am honestly surprised the request did not include bacon. Or pterodactyls.
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Wow you can get your toddler to eat Bacon!!!??
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He is MR PROTEIN. If it was once alive, he’s in. He even eats sushi.
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