Ahh yes. Benefits open enrollment season - the time of year that reminds us that: 1. You don't have an emergency contact nearby. 2. You don't have a spouse. 3. You don't have any dependents. and if you want any of these you better f*cking figure it out by early November.
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something tells me id rather scour the top layer of my skin off with a rusty brillo pad or perhaps a lemon zester
I have 2 smol humans you can borrow if it means I get a night out...
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Same, I love my daughters but you can borrow while me and my wife get 8 straight hours of sleep. No take backs!
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