Rachel Shukert

My favorites GOTs are always when Cersei swans around being imperious and drinking wine and also when there is kissing parts so I’m sort of relieved to have the zombie battle over with

Being swarmed and buried alive by dead bodies who are also not dead would be terrible and I really hope it never happens to me.

I always laugh when I remember Bran is short for Brandon #basic

Thanks to Bran we no longer have to wonder what being married to George Harrison was like

FUCK I TOLD YOU THE CRYPTS WERE A BAD IDEA

I think my TV may be too old to physically see anything that’s happening on GOT

.@Delta’s relationship with the truth makes Trump look like George Fucking Washington

.@Delta I have just been informed that after an 8 hour delay you have been lying to us all day about, you did actually give $15 food vouchers to the very few passengers willing to wait over an hour in the help line to receive. That famous Southern hospitality!

.@Delta delayed my flight 7 hours due to their fuck-ups with crew, etc, but because there was a tiny bit of rain at JFK (which did not seem to affect the flights that took off just before and after us) they are blaming it on weather and doing nothing for us. I won’t forget this.

Wait, did I choreograph MAMMA MIA 2 and just forget about it?

LAX is a disgrace.

MARK ME, RAVENS: RICHARD SPLETT WILL SIT ON THE IRON THRONE

Yeah I don’t think it’s a great idea for them all to just be waiting in the crypt

Second this. Ryan is a joy.https://twitter.com/DuncanBirm/status/1120053175556268032 …

I just served my toddler a breakfast amuse-bouche of dry Cheerios in a tiny porcelain dish, then left the room to continue reading the newspaper alone. I am a new kind of parent: the Butler Parent

If I was elected President, I'D be the entertainment at my Inauguration, thank you very much.