“It’s all material.” In versions ex Nora Ephron et Pete Hamill
How’s my parents’ visit to New York going? Well, my mom got trapped in the storage facility I use after it closed for the day with her inside, and we had to call the police to get her out. “We’ve never seen this,” the officer said upon arrival.
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Feels weird to favorite your mother getting trapped...but I meant it as “that’s one of the more interesting stories I read today.”
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And maybe you should move back to LA ;)
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Sounds like thread...for a
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If you'd left her inside for the night, that would count as a free hotel stay in New York City.
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Watch the "Out of Towners" with Jack Lemon. You'll feel better.
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I mean ... at least it was accidental. ... I mean it was, right!?
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Oh nooooooo. Your poor mom! Glad she saw the best of NYPD.
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I feel for your mom, after having decided to take the stairs at the federal court in Phoenix — a place where no one takes the stairs, at least not in 2001 — at 4:55 on a Friday. Only after the door clicked behind me did I discover they were all locked from inside the stairwell.
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ahhh, I really needed a laugh.
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