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I studied to 16 and that was more than enough. Studying for an additional 4 years seems daft.
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Prime Minister Rishi Sunak wants all pupils to study maths to 18 bbc.in/3icAqtG
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I can't explain the energy on Twitter these days with words but it's this.
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📺 6 minutes of Jurgen Klopp talking about Qatar.
You don't want to miss this.
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Nadine Dorries wishes the Lionesses all the best in the Euros final, and predicts they’ll win in three sets.
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Rishi Sunak & his wife are happy to pay more tax in the UK, but are furious with the person who leaked their previous tax arrangements and are determined to identify the culprit. They’re absolutely delighted to pay more tax in the UK though and think it’s a good idea of course.
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I can't think of anyone who has had a better year than the QR code. What a comeback.
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Martin Brundle, former F1 driver, calling Max Verstappen out for his driving standards but Pete from Lincoln who went Go Karting once for a stag do, says it’s all Lewis Hamilton fault in his professional opinion.
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Downing Street Christmas party cancelled
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Thank you for submitting your audition for the next series of #LineofDuty but we’re looking for a character with at least one redeeming moral principle and a performance that places even just a scintilla of doubt in the audience’s mind that he might not be totally bent
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Journalists: if National Insurance is rising from 12% to 13.25% it is NOT rising by 1.25%. It is rising by 1.25 percentage points. if you want to describe its rise in percentage terms, it is rising by just over 10%. It is a 10% tax hike.
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Tragic, and avoidable
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One of the last photos that Marine Sgt. Nicole Gee shared with her family shows her amid the chaos of Kabul, carefully cradling a baby.
She was killed not long after, one of two women in uniform who died during this week's suicide bombing. nyti.ms/3mFnlJc
QR codes turning out to be useful has to be the greatest upset of all time
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"I spent 600 hours listening in on the people who now run Afghanistan. It wasn’t until the end of my tour that I understood what they were telling me." Worth your time theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/
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Did you know that the entire cost of spending 20 years in Afghanistan was still only 59% of the cost of the Test and Trace system.
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Bold of these dudes to talk shit about a woman who could kill them silently from 100m away
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S. Korean men are demanding the Korean Archery Association to take back the gold medals from Olympic record-breaking archer An San, alleging that “she's a short-haired feminist.”
And it's only the most recent episode in a barrage of mounting anti-feminist backlash here.
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Mike Skinner currently trying to think of rhymes for “19th of July”
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Just don’t believe Andy Burnham wasn’t pinging his way through the 90s
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It’s remarkable that VAR is no longer the most disliked thing in football.
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Hermes.
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What do you call the game when you knock on someone’s door then run away? indy100.com/viral/name-kno
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i wanted to make a joke about the boat but it looks like that ship has sailed
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I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD
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It was a vigil, not a protest.
They were women with flowers.
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. pls commission my undercover show Trying To Convince Matt Hancock I Went To School With Him So I Can Get £27million.
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Russian Revolution for the twenty first century...
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Navalny protesters pelting police with snowballs in Moscow.
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Maybe now we’re broke from Covid and Brexit we can quietly cancel HS2 because, we can’t afford it and we’ve learnt how to zoom.
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Give a man a fish and he can feed himself for a day. But give him one eighth of a fish, and you can keep the rest of the fish yourself.
- Ancient Tory Proverb
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Priti's technique of just acting like a completely different question has been asked and then answering it really enthusiastically is actually comms genius
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Oh this is just a disgrace. Just give families a £30 voucher, and exclude booze, fags, whatever; but don’t pay somebody to insert themselves into the process and cream off a profit. That’s £5 of food, and somebody has kept £25 for themselves.
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#FreeSchoolMeals bag for 10 days:
2 days jacket potato with beans
8 single cheese sandwiches
2 days carrots
3 days apples
2 days soreen
3 days frubes
Spare pasta & tomato. Will need mayo for pasta salad.
Issued instead of £30 vouchers. I could do more with £30 to be honest.
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