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Following the latest developments in Ukraine. Can someone explain to me if Bakhmut is actually strategically important or just symbolic of potential Russian failure?
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Hey kids - in case you were wondering, this is how we blocked people in the 70s.
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Never realized that the “E” and “x” on the FedEx trucks actually make an arrow. Now I can’t unsee it.
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Elon Musk just announced he's stepping down as Twitter CEO and has found a very talented woman to replace him:
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Name one thing you want to try in the bedroom?
Me: Getting a full 8 hours of sleep
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Elon Musk just announced he's stepping down as Twitter CEO and has found a very talented woman to replace him:
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Name one thing you want to try in the bedroom?
Me: Getting a full 8 hours of sleep
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Out of curiosity, I asked ChatGTP to create the best college football team of all time. Here's what it came up with. It's definitely a great team, but I would have made a few changes. Any thoughts?
Offense:
Quarterback: Joe Montana, Notre Dame
Running back: Herschel Walker,… Show more
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Why is everyone picking on George Santos?? All he's done is break campaign finance laws, violate federal conflict of interest laws, steal cash meant for an Iraq War veteran’s dying dog, led a credit card fraud scheme and lied about where he went to school and worked.
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Honking your horn is fun but rolling down your window and screaming “honk” at people is just way more satisfying.
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Colleague: Hey, Panagis, there’s a Greek food truck on campus. Do you know them?
Me: Look, just because I’m Greek doesn’t mean that I know every Greek in Balti—(looks out window)
Me: Oh, that’s my cousin.
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To be silent the whole day, see no newspaper, hear no radio, listen to no gossip, be thoroughly and completely lazy, thoroughly and completely indifferent to the fate of the world is the finest medicine a man can give himself. - Henry Miller
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Hey kids - in case you were wondering, this is how we blocked people in the 70s.
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I bet Trump is watching TV this morning totally pissed off that he never got a coronation
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“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you” - Monty Python #Coronation
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William :"I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law - so help me God."
Harry: "Yeah, whatever Dad"
Gotta love Harry!
#Coronation
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Interesting ... went 4-0 with Drew Maggi called up and 0-5 after they sent him back down to AA ... coincidence?? I think not. Let's get #BringBackMaggi trending
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“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you” - Monty Python #Coronation
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First Lady Jill Biden with her granddaughter at the coronation ceremony of King Charles the Third.
The language of colors 💛💙
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As per Royal Tradition dating back to the 1470s, in service of her King, Penny Mordaunt will now raise a Private army and invade Suffolk
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I bet Trump is watching TV this morning totally pissed off that he never got a coronation
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Interesting ... went 4-0 with Drew Maggi called up and 0-5 after they sent him back down to AA ... coincidence?? I think not. Let's get #BringBackMaggi trending
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William :"I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law - so help me God."
Harry: "Yeah, whatever Dad"
Gotta love Harry!
#Coronation
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I believe it to be un-American to open a pizza parlor in a new city and not offer wings as well.
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