My Lyft driver is so kind but so talkative.pic.twitter.com/Hx46Nu5f0n
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"you're texting right now so I won't talk to you." Redeemed himself almost immediately.pic.twitter.com/FUIjgLeGhX
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"I work at an esports broadcasting company." "Ahh, videogames? So tournaments for all the nerds who couldn't walk and chew gum and throw a ball at the same time?"pic.twitter.com/hqzQaver37
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"You work for EA? My son is in a class action lawsuits against EA." I still have an hour in this Lyft, ya'll.pic.twitter.com/pAzviVNOBf
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"Can you hear me?" "Oh! I'm listening to music. But yes." "Okay. I'm listening to conservative radio because I didn't think you could hear me. Lotta people get pissed at me because I'm conservative. Is it okay if I keep it on?" "Sure, I've got my own music. It's cool."pic.twitter.com/Oshs7Z6Ro9
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"Hey, I took a shortcut and cut off about 20 minutes of time on the drive." "Oh nice!" "Listen, I'm really good at my job, okay."pic.twitter.com/PdX5sE6IcT
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Except I just checked the GPS and the trip is 5 minutes longer... About to call an Uber from inside this damn Lyft.
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