Dude: “Hey this isn’t gonna workout, let’s just be friends.” Me: “Okay yeah, cool! You’re a genuinely cool human being!” *a few weeks later* Me: “Hey let’s hang out!” Him: “Yeah I know we said that stuff about friends, but I’m actually never acknowledge your existence again.”
12:30 PM - 24 Jan 2018
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