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“The Dark Prince of Secrecy” - St. Louis Post-Dispatch. “A shameless propagandist” - Washington Post.
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Today’s agenda: day drinking, shitposting.
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Your daily reminder bicycling is not a sport. At best, it’s a quirky hobby. Like juggling or playing the accordion.
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McCarthy: “I thought we made progress last night. We’ve got to make more progress now”
Said he and Graves met (via a bike ride) this morning
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Elon Musk is one of the most popular people in the United States. Lolololol libs owned yet again!!!
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YouGov Poll: Elon Musk's net favorability rating has increased since he purchased Twitter last year
Fav/Unfav:
• Oct. 2022: 43/41 (net +2)
• May 2023: 53/37 (net +16)
Musk's net favorability rating:
GOP: +56%
Dem: -11%
Indy: +9%
today.yougov.com/topics/politic
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YouGov Poll: Elon Musk's net favorability rating has increased since he purchased Twitter last year
Fav/Unfav:
• Oct. 2022: 43/41 (net +2)
• May 2023: 53/37 (net +16)
Musk's net favorability rating:
GOP: +56%
Dem: -11%
Indy: +9%
today.yougov.com/topics/politic
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Auditor Fitzpatrick joined @MarkMaxwellTV to discuss the ongoing audit of the @stlcao and what happens next in the wake of the resignation of Kim Gardner.
youtu.be/zTpQhTmCVWY via @YouTube
This is the correct take.
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By age 35 you should have 4 kids, a 5,000 square foot house in an upscale residential area, and at least $500,000 in the bank. If you don't, you're pretty much guaranteed to be a failure in life
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This is a very, very good tweet.
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Since announcing, Ron DeSantis has broken:
The internet
Fundraising records
David French’s brain
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I legit think Burgum is going to exceed expectations. Of course, my prediction is helped by the fact that expectations for him are shit.
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Fargo is a cool town. If nothing else, smart place to launch. => twitter.com/mccormickjohn/…
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I dunno, maybe it has something to do with the fact that the president is 80 years old, mumbles when he isn't reading off a teleprompter, prefers public events to be scheduled between 10 and 4 on weekdays, and spends almost every weekend in Delaware.
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Morning Shots: What Happened to the Bully Pulpit?
Plus: Never Trump. Never Sedition.
open.substack.com/pub/morningsho
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I imagine reading this tweet genre is getting old - I know tweeting them is tiresome to me. Let’s dispense with the idiocy that preventing child genital mutilation amounts to “targeting” a community. Then I’ll stop. Whadya say, #moleg #mogov #mosen #moag journos?? twitter.com/rgreggkeller/s…
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Missouri bill clarifies person can be charged with homicide, even if suspect targets random person
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“They provided a community for trans people and drag queens at a time when the outside world made it dangerous to be their authentic selves.” 
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“They provided a community for trans people and drag queens at a time when the outside world made it dangerous to be their authentic selves.” 🤦♂️
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.@MiyaNorfleet out here with the latest #MOLeg #TargetingAlert!!!
. Ht @johncombest_com. #moleg #mogov twitter.com/rgreggkeller/s…
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TENS hosts this year's pre-Pride kick-off in St. Louis | STLPR news.stlpublicradio.org/show/st-louis-
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TENS hosts this year's pre-Pride kick-off in St. Louis | STLPR
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. clears the way for boys to play girls’ sports, use girls’ locker rooms. But Republicans are the crazy party. Got it.
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St. Louis mayor signs order backing trans youths targeted by state lawmakers
stltoday.com/news/local/gov #moleg #mogov
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.@ahuguelet out here with our latest #MOLeg #TargetingAlert!!!. Ht @johncombest_com. twitter.com/rgreggkeller/s…
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St. Louis mayor signs order backing trans youths targeted by state lawmakers
stltoday.com/news/local/gov #moleg #mogov
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St. Louis mayor signs order backing trans youths targeted by state lawmakers
stltoday.com/news/local/gov #moleg #mogov
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NY Fines OneMain $4.25M For Cybersecurity Failings - Law360 law360.com/articles/16815
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NY Fines OneMain $4.25M For Cybersecurity Failings - Law360
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When you restrict or diminish access to a book, that’s a ban. twitter.com/PENamerica/sta…
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Oh wow Sheldon Whitehouse being a laughable drama queen weird.
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Polluters paid for this Court. This is part of their reward.
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Once again, Missouri lawmakers failed to implement the meaningful school choice reforms that our state so badly needs: tinyurl.com/2p9fcjnh | #moleg
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Missourians will recall how WOTUS tied up in knots at the time. Took every side of the issue, lying with every change. Big reason dominated her so comprehensively in rural MO. #mosen
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Breaking news: #SCOTUS strikes down @EPA power grab “Waters of the US” regulations. Big victory for property rights and farmers! #moleg @AFPMissouri @AFPhq @FarmBureau @MoCattle @missourisoybean @MissouriCorn
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Necessary conversation about the need for a persistent fight against woke nonsense…and…the need to avoid fear based decision making in the senate. Conservatives elect us to reform, not to ‘merely’ hold onto power.
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I literally laugh out loud whenever trolls say that I’m only elected because of gerrymandering. Not a single elected Dem in my CO or any CO adjacent to mine. To pick up any Dems we’d have to run a district clear to KCMO 3 hrs away which would be…actual gerrymandering #moleg
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YES - it’s time to repeal the perimeter rule now!
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I'm a @georgeallenva fan but MWAA is no paragon of local accountability.
It hiked tolls to fund metro without any politicians actually voting for it!
But regardless, the perimeter rule is a *federal statute*! For local control, repeal it.
washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/
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Sorry - we were assiduously assured Obamacare was going to fix health care for all time (anyone who disagreed at the time was *literally* killing kids, you’ll recall), only to get ass-raped when the exact opposite turned out to be true. No takebacks.
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Use @KFF online tool to see how much healthcare costs grew under @realDonaldTrump per state. Those years were from the graph. Also, this is per capita data. We increased the # of people covered through Obamacare & Medicaid- so increased spending is expected. #livelongandprosper twitter.com/RGreggKeller/s…
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22pts, 6reb, 2 assists. 44% career shooter from the field: NOT HoF numbers.
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Carmelo Anthony was not a great NBA player.
He will be in the HoF based off of Olympic gold and NCAA championship but his NBA career is getting way overblown. #Knicks #Nuggets #Syracuse
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I'm a fan but MWAA is no paragon of local accountability.
It hiked tolls to fund metro without any politicians actually voting for it!
But regardless, the perimeter rule is a *federal statute*! For local control, repeal it.
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Oh wow Alyssa Farah being a laughable clown weird.
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CNN panel to anti-woke Americans:
"That's NOT a conservative position!"
"There's this term, "stochastic terrorism...'"
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Cannot thank MO's "Prince of Secrecy™️" enough for his kind words, his friendship, & his guidance throughout the years as we continue to conquer together the scourge of commie Marxist leftists all across the land!
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Happiest of birthdays to #ThePeoplesSpeaker, @SpeakerTimJones!!! May your day be filled with lib ownage and drenched in beta male Democrat tears!!! #moleg #mogov #mosen
, @SpeakerTimJones!!! May your day be filled with lib ownage and drenched in beta male Democrat tears!!! #moleg #mogov #mosen1
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The mighty out here giving a platform to certifiably crazy person Daniel Bogard, who’s called for violence against all Missourians who oppose child genital mutilation. Ht .
news.stlpublicradio.org/government-pol #moleg #mogov
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Happiest of birthdays to #ThePeoplesSpeaker™️, !!! May your day be filled with lib ownage and drenched in beta male Democrat tears!!! #moleg #mogov #mosen
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Thank God we passed Obamacare back in 2010 to lower health care costs!!!
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The Spaces thing was a disaster. There's no point in trying to make it something it wasn't. But it doesn't matter. No one will care inside of a week.
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