Ralph Pullins

@RDPullins

Writer. Jovial Misanthrope. Aging punk. Vault Hunter. My novel, Antiartists, is good, according to my Mom. C.M. Coolidge is my favorite artist.

Michigan, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2013.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    26. velj 2016.

    Suck it, Mrs. Beck, high school creative writing teacher that gave me a C- Who's "disruptive and disrespectful" now?

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    Writer: I desperately want to finish my book. More than anything. More than I want coffee, or sleep, or love and affection Person: shouldn’t you be working on it then? Writer, pausing while reorganizing their refrigerator: how dare you

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    "religion is so stupid" I think to myself as I lie awake contemplating mortality and not existing for the 4,000th night in a row

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  4. 31. sij
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    31. sij

    Me: ok I need you to be quiet for 2 minutes My kids: [fart noises fight noises screeching noises sheep noises laughing while burping noises furniture upholstery noises more fart and fight noises nerf gun in the eye noises broken lamp noises me giving up noises]

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  6. 31. sij

    It turns out the answer to this question is Grizzly Shark, which is hysterical and y'all have been hiding it from me, and that's just rude

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  7. 31. sij

    You know in a movie, there's this huge battle, and it goes bad and the heroes look around in despair as they realize they are going to lose, but then Thor shows up and you know its all going to be okay? That is what today feels like in politics, minus of course, the hope of Thor

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  8. 30. sij

    BREAKING: section of the border wall blown down by previously unknown terrorist, the mysterious figure known as "El Gran Lobo Malo" Mexican authorities report no injuries, local residents having been safely ensconced in houses made of bricks

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  9. 30. sij

    Remember kids, crime doesn't pay, unless its white collar crime, like financial fraud, which pays quite a bit actually, with very little consequence if you are caught

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  10. 30. sij

    Hey so my wife moved her business right next to a comics store. What are the best comics I am not reading yet?

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  11. 30. sij

    Caution: reading too much Doctorow may cause activism and in rare cases, zealotry. Consult your physician before starting any Doctorow regimen

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  12. 29. sij

    Well damn, who would have guessed that willingly placing a network connected surveillance device in your own home would be invasive?

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  13. 29. sij

    I will NEVER pronounce it ex mak-in-ah, I will continue to pronounce it ex masheenah, like every god fearing red blooded American should.

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  14. 28. sij

    When my dad wants to talk about his sex life

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    28. sij

    But, but if workers are able to quit their shitty jobs and still have complete healthcare, how will the corporations abuse and exploit them so easily?

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  16. 27. sij

    This band I have been listening to years has song after song about lost love and brokenhearted laments, and I'm starting to suspect this dude might just be a shitty boyfriend.

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  17. 27. sij

    Um... I can see it, right there in the picture.

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  18. 25. sij

    Every creator in the internet age should read Information Doesn't Want to be Free by Important information and advice for digital reality.

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  19. 24. sij

    Saw Doolittle. Enjoyed myself. Quirky and charming enough. Movie goers are so weird. Like, its a fun movie with animals and stuff what the hell did you expect?

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  20. 24. sij

    The guy walking through the office with a wide open laptop bag that has cables falling out of it 100% looks like a guy that would walk around with a open bag with cables falling out, also its me.

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  21. 23. sij

    The Dad Hatter: not Mad, just disappointed

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