Guys named Mason; hashtagging “money moves” under a pic at your job as a liquor rep; parking your Toyota Tacoma diagonally across three spots outside a GNC in Charlotte; googling “Christian Bale Dark Knight workout”
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Nothing will define our Era of Calamity better than a washed up Special Ops maniac recruiting 30 guys he found at hibachi bachelor parties in Arizona to get arrested half naked trying to do tactical imperialism in a boat your uncle’s had sitting in his driveway for 6 years.
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Bay of Chads
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Bay of Prigs
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Which half though
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That they were playing video games to practice for their mercenary endeavors is the chef’s kiss on top of the shitshow sundaepic.twitter.com/iAnh22JUAW
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This sounds like a Netflix series in the making
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Tora Tora Tora King, coming in June.
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And it will inevitably turn out to have involvement at both the highest levels of the White House and some d-list celebrity.
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So good.
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